"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."

"Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness."

"My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment."

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

"Everyone woman has a flaw. If it is not on the exterior it's in her head."

"Don't jump on a man unless he's down."

"Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and a bore."

"A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen."

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic."

"And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."