"Coincidences are spiritual puns."

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

"Maude - 'The earth is my body, my head is in the stars...Who said that?' Harold- 'I don't know.' Maude - 'Well, I suppose I did.'"

"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."

"Use the talents you possess -- for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best."

"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life."

"To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich."

"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing."

"Woman has suffered for eons, and that has given her infinite patience and infinite perseverance."

"It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go."

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."

"You'll NEED someone to love while you're looking for someone TO love."