"When kids hit the age of one, they're like miniature drunks. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh, then two minutes later they're crying. They drool."

"Viewing the child solely as an immature person is a way of escaping comforting him"

"At least one study of blocked writers has found that they were more productive and more creative when they were essentially forced to write instead of scribbling only when the mood struck them."

"Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen."

"The shortest answer is the doing the thing."

"Never date a woman you can hear ticking."

"Grace under Pressure."

"Many things are worse than defeat,and compromise with evil is one of them."

"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."

"As a man thinks in his heart, so is he."

"You can always find the sun within yourself if you will only search."

"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves."