"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"Break the leg of a bad habit."

"To a resolute mind, wishing to do is the first step toward doing. But if we do not wish to do a thing it becomes impossible."

"It takes truth to live with a swiftly changing world. Nothing less than truth can survive. You cannot survive with anything less than truth."

"Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected."

"All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown."

"The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures."