"Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.General: What does that make you?Bullwinkle: What else? An executive..."

"Humor, you can't exist without it. You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you suffer."

"To fail to plan is to plan to fail."

"What a beautiful, sunny morning. It makes you happy to be alive, doesn't it? We can't let the sun outshine us! We have to beam, too!"

"For all its flaws, I would feel safer to have my children grow up in a world dominated by the United States than by any other country."

"Happiness is a way of praying."

"I know of no way to judge the future but by the past."

"Morality is the weakness of the mind."

"He who feels no compassion will become insane."

"Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it."

"Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power."

"I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong."