"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Jealousy is the art of injuring ourselves more than others."

"You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting."

"Violence is unnecessary and costly. Peace is the only way."

"It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out."

"Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich--something for nothing."

"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."