"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap."

"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to change it."

"When I discover who I am, I'll be free."

"Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt."

"A patient man is one who can put up with himself."

"No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living."