"I always like a good math solution to any love problem."

"It was like passing the scene of a highway accident and being relieved to learn that nobody had been seriously injured."

"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane."

"Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years."

"The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count them decide everything."

"Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears through a bone (ears) and speaks through a lump of flesh (tongue)."

"Always remember, you can never finish work, but work can finish you."

"Must be out-of-doors enough to get experience of wholesome reality, as a ballast to thought and sentiment. Health requires this relaxation, this aimless life"

"He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city."

"The glass of fashion and the mould of form"

"I gotta be me."

"This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank."