"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges, and sweet's the air with curly smoke from all my burning bridges."

"Hell, there are no rules here--we're trying to accomplish something."

"We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age."

"Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology."

"Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved."

"Never trust the artist. Trust the tale."

"Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said."