"The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless."

"Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists, because they can't understand it."

"Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution."

"Marxists are people whose insides are torn up day after day because they want to rule the world and no one will even publish their letter to the editor."

"Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did."

"I think the mark of a great ruler, is not his ability to make war but to achieve peace."

"I bet the human brain is a kludge."

"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."

"Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg."

"A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best things you can be."

"I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents."

"What ever lives obeys . . . he who cannot obey himself is commanded."