"People who know the least always argue the most."

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

"If you talk enough, you don't feel you have to _do_ anything."

"When a rich man's dog died, everyone commiserated. When a poor man lost his mother, no one noticed."

"The journey in between what you once were and who you are now beoming is where the dance of life really takes place."

"We can spend our whole lives underachieving."

"If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought and could be."

"Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer."

"I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time."

"He listens well who takes notes."

"MINOR, adj. Less objectionable."

"Conformity is the ruin of the mind."